PDX Stickers

I just ordered a new batch of stickers for the Stump Town Comics Fest in Portland, OR April 28th and 29th.





Come to the Gnartoons to table to say 'hi' and maybe I'll give you one.

Tumbln'

All you tumblr junkies aughta be following me over there. And the rest of you aughta be glad you haven't found a taste for the stuff yet.


This comic is 6 years old! Yikes! Time flies. . .

Dinosaurs Ate My Trapezoids!

Just sayin'



This is a sticker that you can buy. All of the money that is earned from selling these stickers will be spent on more Trapezoids.

Candy! Candy! Candy!

Go get some, Happy Halloween!

All The Girls Say

I drew this when I was in High School, which explains the belated pop culture reference and why I didn't have a girlfriend in High School - 2002 was a rough year for absurdist humor in Grand Rapids, MI.

Nothing's Been the Same

It's the last day to vote for Gnartoons #15!!!

Google+

If anybody out there is using Gurglr you can find me and follow my weird through that venue as well (James the Stanton). I'll be posting art and comics on there, believe it or not.





I drew this comic 5 years ago, and it's still sad. It was originally published in the Eugene Weekly.

I'm Just Trying Put Colors into your Skull - Relax

Here's Monday's comic in color. I'm always trying to get more colors inside of your heads.

My Subconscious Has a Mind of it's Own

This comic is in my book Flermp, available for sale pretty much anywhere you can think of.

Giant Squirrel Fight

By spork or by nunchucks? How would you choose to face a giant squirrel? It doesn't matter - they go straight for the jugular.

Splendid!

Oh Boy! It's Friday!

Silliness Shall Prevail

Shant it?


Sorry for the cheesy joke, I'll be better I promise.

I Wish I Had A Slice of Pizza Right Now

Well folks, things are really heating up in Gnartoons Studios (the radiator just kicked on in my studio apartment), I've been getting lotsa lotsa comics drawn up lately. If you've been reading this blahg for a little while then you probably know that I've recently made the plunge into being a full-time illustrator / comic artist. I used to be able to draw up new comics and throw them online as soon as I was done with them because I had very few paying publishers using my work, nowadays I'm trying to get my silly little drawings published elsewhere before they go up online here. So, that being said, there will probably be a little bit of a lag as I try to get this Gnartoons machine up and running. In the mean time I'll be posting a lot of pages from my sketchbooks on here and probably a few of my old favorite comics that may have been forgotten by now. Incase this news stings your gnar glands a little bit, I did draw a comic just for you guys and colored it in this morning, because I care.

Internet City Welcomes the Gnartoons Blog District

*white text denotes nonsense

*purplish text denotes truth

There's a brand new blog in Internet City and it's this one, you're here on the new blog, you must know a thing or two about new spots to hang out on the internet. Maybe we can go get some internet coffee later?... Now I'll be able to continue to upload new comics while traveling without my computer, should I ever go on another "2-week" trip that lasts 51 days again (I hope that happens again). Not only that, but now you can actually subscribe to an RSS feed and be all high-tech in true Gnartoons fashion. And we all know how technologically logical the fashions of gnartoons are. All sorts of new colors and ramblings coming this way more often than you're probably prepared for, so get yourself ready for it, however it is that you do that for yourself. Like if you were in a tent and you heard a bear and you were preparing yourself mentally to fight off the bear in the name of your small and precious dogs that you foolishly brought with you on your mountain camping excursion (the bear was tracking you the whole time!). Well, my metaphorical bear comics are coming for you and your dogs, so do some yoga poses or whatever you need to do to calm yourself down in the meantime. My cartoons will eat your little dogs, that part wasn't a metaphor.